y'all know what analogies are right?
Well if you don't here's a link to the definition:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/analogy
Anyways here are some funny ones made up by high school kids
go to this link below:
http://bethanyamandamiller.wordpress.com/2011/02/22/the-56-bestworst-analogies-written-by-high-school-students/